WEST HAM going down with the Christmas decorations used to be the No1 joke about Premier League positions.
Now top-flight chiefs have accidentally gifted fans another contender.
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Incredibly, Prem bosses say the 2025-26 season has “officially started” – because it’s held its AGM and issued shares to the three promoted clubs.
And to honour the occasion, they issued the first league table.
It is of course just a guide from top to bottom in alphabetical order.
But observers pounced on the fact it means a mighty rise for Manchester United – from finishing 15th in 2024-25 to 14th place in the new one.
The Red Devils barely knew their ABC when it came to scoring goals last season – netting only 44 times in 38 Prem games.
But the first table of the upcoming campaign is only interested in your first letter.
So despite their M-barrassing 2024-25 season, United have gone up a spot without kicking a ball!
Fans also had fun with Tottenham now being in the drop zone – just one place lower than they ended up last month.
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At the other end of the table, Arsenal winning the alphabet cup also attracted amused comments.
However, it was the Red Devils who were clear winners of the supporters’ trolling league.
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One fan posted: “Nice to see Man Utd climb up the table.”
Another added: “United made some great progress.”
But after the major boost of seeing star midfielder Bruno Fernandes snub a £200million Al-Hillal move, maybe Old Trafford boss Ruben Amorim should see the table as another tonic!
Meanwhile, Spurs finished 2024-25 fourth bottom – two places below United – but are in the Champions League after beating the Red Devils 1-0 in the Europa League final.
And many fans noted the plight of the two clubs.
One said: “
Tottenham and Man U will never leave that spot.”
Another predicted: “Spurs gonna get relegated and then win the Champions League.”
Plenty of supporters also mocked the alphabet-leading Gunners.
Emirates boss Mikel Arteta hopes recruiting a new A-list striker can finally transform his 2024-25 runners-up into champions.
And although some fans reckon the title is possible, many responded to the fledgling 2025-26 table with taunts like: “The only time we get to see Arsenal at Top.”
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