As Arsenal release new Chilean wine — we ask what drink matches each club best – The Sun

WE are Premier cru, say we are Premier cru!

Arsenal have renewed their tie-up with a Chilean winemaker to supply plonk to thirsty fans inside the Emirates Stadium.

 Sir Alex Ferguson was known to have enjoyed a good post-match tipple

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Sir Alex Ferguson was known to have enjoyed a good post-match tipple

And the London club are not alone in having a deal with an overseas winery.

Manchester City, their local rivals United and Chelsea are paired with vineyards too.

Using real wines from around the world, we put together our very own Premier cru league.

BOURNEMOUTH — Eddie’s Evil Brew

 Bournemouth's bottle has a hint of cherries and seaside air to it

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Bournemouth’s bottle has a hint of cherries and seaside air to it

WITH a hint of Cherries and seaside air on the nose, it is hard to see Howe anyone would turn down this drop.

ARSENAL — Arrogant Frog

 Arsenal are paired with a bottle promising a sweet start but a bitter finish

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Arsenal are paired with a bottle promising a sweet start but a bitter finish

A RED, a white or both? Sweet to start but with a bitter finish. Grab it while you can, there is often a bottling problem.

BURNLEY — Nine Popes

 Fans of the Clarets may turn to Nine Popes or  simply pray during the season

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Fans of the Clarets may turn to Nine Popes or  simply pray during the season

SOME might say this is not one for the purists, but getting into that sort of discussion opens a can of worms . .

LIVERPOOL — Klopp

 Here's a bottle that's finally offering some promise after years of underachievement

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Here’s a bottle that’s finally offering some promise after years of underachievement

STORMS to the title of best red in the land after many fallow years which boasted much but did not deliver.

MANCHESTER UNITED — Red Nose Red

 This smooth Scottish vintage has an explosive end

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This smooth Scottish vintage has an explosive end

COMBUSTIBLE Scottish vintage that seems smooth but with an explosion of fury at the end.

BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION — Best Swing For Eagle

 Apparently this bottle of Eagle isn't easy on the palate

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Apparently this bottle of Eagle isn’t easy on the palate

SOME fans say this is not easy on the palate  . . . or should that be Palace?

EVERTON — Better Than That Red

 And here's a drop to rival any red

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And here’s a drop to rival any red

KEPT in the shade, this drop can be occasionally bitter. A fierce rival to any red.

ASTON VILLA — Laughing Jack

 Once a wonder of Europe the Claret and Blues can still punch above their weight

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Once a wonder of Europe the Claret and Blues can still punch above their weight

CLARET (and blue) superstar, once a wonder of Europe. Tinges of Grealish. It can still punch above its weight.

CHELSEA — Frank’s Family

 Chelsea plonk is carefree, cosmopolitan and stylish

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Chelsea plonk is carefree, cosmopolitan and stylish

A CAREFREE, cosmopolitan tipple with a hint of the new world. What would Chopper Harris make of it?

CRYSTAL PALACE — La Coume Du Roy

 This well-aged drop will leave you feeling 'Glad All Over'

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This well-aged drop will leave you feeling ‘Glad All Over’

WELL-AGED drop will leave you Glad All Over.

LEICESTER CITY — Flying Fox

 Here's the perfect tipple for any (Vardy). . .or party

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Here’s the perfect tipple for any (Vardy). . .or party

THE perfect tipple for any (Vardy) party. This one won’t need any Skittles added to the bottle to give it a fruity taste of victory.

MAN CITY — Triple Threat

 Filled with pepperry undertones this bottle is unlikey to be a hit in Europe

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Filled with pepperry undertones this bottle is unlikey to be a hit in Europe

AN exotic blend with Pepperry undertones and always in the mix for trophies. Might not now be such a big hit in Europe, mind you.

NEWCASTLE UNITED — Big Al’s Rose

 This bottle has as much class as former player Alan Shearer

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This bottle has as much class as former player Alan Shearer

A FULL-BODIED red with Shearer class and guaranteed to be at the centre of a good Tyne.

NORWICH CITY — Yellow Tail

 Why not pair this vintage with something Delia-cious

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Why not pair this vintage with something Delia-cious

FLIGHTY vintage with sweet notes of canary. Best paired with some Delia-cious home cooking.

SHEFFIELD UNITED — Steel City Wine

 Steel Wine City is a refreshing addition to any table

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Steel Wine City is a refreshing addition to any table

A HEADY brew with unexpectedly sharp notes of success. A refreshing addition to any table.

SOUTHAMPTON — Saints And Zinners

 The imported Saints And Zinners is well worth its stripes

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The imported Saints And Zinners is well worth its stripes

AN imported Austrian gem, worth its stripes. Sure to please fans of red and white equally.

TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR — Twisted Spur

 This bottle may be a special one but has a tendency to turn sour fast

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This bottle may be a special one but has a tendency to turn sour fast

THIS really is a Special One, though watch out, it can be amazing one day, then sour the next.

WATFORD — Two Horns

 This bottle goes down easily but may leave you with a headache

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This bottle goes down easily but may leave you with a headache

WELL worth a Troy, this one goes down easy despite its meaty character. Might just give you a headache next day.

WEST HAM UNITED — Jackhammer

 'The Moyes the merrier' with this bottle of Jackhammer

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‘The Moyes the merrier’ with this bottle of Jackhammer

A GREAT dinner-party drop you Wilshere with anyone. In fact, the Moyes the merrier.

WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS – When Wolves Attack

 This plucky drop will leave you wandering where the season went

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This plucky drop will leave you wandering where the season went

PLUCKY drop with plenty of bite. Much better after Nune .

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