WE are Premier cru, say we are Premier cru!
Arsenal have renewed their tie-up with a Chilean winemaker to supply plonk to thirsty fans inside the Emirates Stadium.
And the London club are not alone in having a deal with an overseas winery.
Manchester City, their local rivals United and Chelsea are paired with vineyards too.
Using real wines from around the world, we put together our very own Premier cru league.
BOURNEMOUTH — Eddie’s Evil Brew
WITH a hint of Cherries and seaside air on the nose, it is hard to see Howe anyone would turn down this drop.
ARSENAL — Arrogant Frog
A RED, a white or both? Sweet to start but with a bitter finish. Grab it while you can, there is often a bottling problem.
BURNLEY — Nine Popes
SOME might say this is not one for the purists, but getting into that sort of discussion opens a can of worms . .
LIVERPOOL — Klopp
STORMS to the title of best red in the land after many fallow years which boasted much but did not deliver.
MANCHESTER UNITED — Red Nose Red
COMBUSTIBLE Scottish vintage that seems smooth but with an explosion of fury at the end.
BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION — Best Swing For Eagle
SOME fans say this is not easy on the palate . . . or should that be Palace?
EVERTON — Better Than That Red
KEPT in the shade, this drop can be occasionally bitter. A fierce rival to any red.
ASTON VILLA — Laughing Jack
CLARET (and blue) superstar, once a wonder of Europe. Tinges of Grealish. It can still punch above its weight.
CHELSEA — Frank’s Family
A CAREFREE, cosmopolitan tipple with a hint of the new world. What would Chopper Harris make of it?
CRYSTAL PALACE — La Coume Du Roy
WELL-AGED drop will leave you Glad All Over.
LEICESTER CITY — Flying Fox
THE perfect tipple for any (Vardy) party. This one won’t need any Skittles added to the bottle to give it a fruity taste of victory.
MAN CITY — Triple Threat
AN exotic blend with Pepperry undertones and always in the mix for trophies. Might not now be such a big hit in Europe, mind you.
NEWCASTLE UNITED — Big Al’s Rose
A FULL-BODIED red with Shearer class and guaranteed to be at the centre of a good Tyne.
NORWICH CITY — Yellow Tail
FLIGHTY vintage with sweet notes of canary. Best paired with some Delia-cious home cooking.
SHEFFIELD UNITED — Steel City Wine
A HEADY brew with unexpectedly sharp notes of success. A refreshing addition to any table.
SOUTHAMPTON — Saints And Zinners
AN imported Austrian gem, worth its stripes. Sure to please fans of red and white equally.
TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR — Twisted Spur
THIS really is a Special One, though watch out, it can be amazing one day, then sour the next.
WATFORD — Two Horns
WELL worth a Troy, this one goes down easy despite its meaty character. Might just give you a headache next day.
WEST HAM UNITED — Jackhammer
A GREAT dinner-party drop you Wilshere with anyone. In fact, the Moyes the merrier.
WOLVERHAMPTON WANDERERS – When Wolves Attack
PLUCKY drop with plenty of bite. Much better after Nune .